It's been 12 long days...

Google Mail has informed me that it has been 12 days since my last communication with Alla.  I could have just let it go, but I decided to send her a quick email to see if it would remind her that I'm still around.  I know it has to be hard for her to keep up with all those responses, but I think she'll remember me...

Oh Alla,

It has been so long since your last letter where you declared your love for me.  My life has not been the same without you, my peanut butter is tastless.  Won't you please bring sunshine back into my day and come back to me?

With open heart and closed wallet,

Jason